Army medics are busy dragging wounded Taliban from their beds at Camp Bastion Field Hospital and dumping them in a heavily-guarded skip, after Britain reacted with outrage on hearing that Our Brave Boys and Girls (TM) in Afghanistan were being forced to recover from their wounds on the same wards as their former adversaries.
"How dare those heartless RAMC doctors tend the injuries of a load of hot-headed Islamic terrorist lunatics?" screamed a man in a pub. "These foreign bleeders ain't never paid a penny in National Insurance in their lives, and yet they just turn up on stretchers and expect to have a load of bullets removed free, gratis and for nothing? We ought to be sticking pencils into their wounds and giving them a bloody good twist."
"All right then, we'll just throw away all the fundamental rules of decency, human dignity and civilised behaviour," said a senior army surgeon at Camp Bastion. "We should have remembered that these ignorant, hate-filled scum yearn to inflict the narrow-minded beliefs of a sadistic bunch of merciless medieval savages upon their own people."
"If you ask me, we ought to just bayonet these bloody Sun readers and leave them to die," he added.