|Call that embarrassing?|
|Now, this is embarrassing|
|And this is embarrassing|
|And this makes an empty chair look pretty feeble, too|
“And finally,” the article concluded on page 104, “May the whole world observe the exemplary enthusiasm with which the patriotic Han proletariat strives gloriously towards its own embarrassment, by its revolutionary racist treatment of ethnic minorities - like the wicked, reactionary Uighur parasites - in response to their misbegotten counter-revolutionary differences.”
"Not to mention their revolutionary fervour for eating endangered animals' penises," added a later supplement.