Saturday, 28 December 2019

New Year's Horrors List


Spot the missing letter N
Sir Peter William Sutcliffe for fostering community spirit within the sex work sector;
Sir Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon a/k/a Sir Thomas Robinson for services to race relations;
Sir Elton John CH for services to the prime minister's standing with the ageing LGBTQ community;
Dame Thickola Morgan for the advancement of numeracy skills;
Lord Frank Zacharias Robin Goldsmith for lip service to the environment;
Dame Olivia Newton-John for being the one that you want, ooh ooh ooh;
Lord Stormzy for services to tokenism;
Sir Joe Stumps for services to sport blah blah blah;
Dame Kelly Leggs ditto;
Sir Oleg Arkshady for services to   █   and his jolly nice boat;
Sir Iain Duncan Smith because fuck you.