Another Plymouth Argyle footballer has been arrested for drink-driving, announced the popular-with-easily-pleased-locals club today - barely three months after the team's goalkeeper, Luke McCormick, was sent to prison for seven years for drunkenly slaughtering two children with his Range Rover.
Eighteen-year-old Wayne Shite - who has spectacularly broken all records by disgracing himself before playing a single game with the first team - was arrested in the small hours of Tuesday morning.
A spokesman for the perpetual also-rans told the press: "We are aware of the shituation but, in keeping with the club's polishy, and as prosheedings are active, it'sh interprope-inapote-bollocks-wrong at thish shtage to make any further comment."
"Hic," he added as he slid off his chair.
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