Barack Obama's first duty as President was the customary disposal of the rubbish, and he fulfilled the task with aplomb, swiftly grabbing his bewildered predecessor George W Bush by the arm and frogmarching him out of the Capitol's service entrance to where a ceremonial garbage truck was waiting.
To rousing cheers, the newest incumbent of the White House dutifully delivered the traditional bitch-slap with obvious enthusiasm, and then dumped the discarded First Citizen head-first into the Presidential wheelie bin.
Mr Bush was then taken to the Washington City Dump, mechanically compacted and tipped into a huge landfill site.
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