A British man who was idly surfing the internet in the small hours of this morning was gratified to finally learn the meaning of a neologism whose precise definition had eluded him for some time.
"I spent a couple of harrowing hours last night on Facebook and Twitter, perusing a tidal wave of mawkish emotional incontinence about the life and death of Mackson Wackson that dribbled endlessly from the empty heads of millions of maudlin celebrity addicts," said the man, who did not wish to be named for fear of having his home burned down. "And I think I can say with confidence that I've finally nailed the exact meaning of the portmanteau word 'fucktards'."
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