Leading child-molesters from the world of showbiz have been paying tribute to Mackson Wackson.
"Along with a string of 70s chart successes, I also shared Wackson's harmless hobby of snuggling up in bed with a warm little poor boy," said noted kiddie-porn connoisseur Gary Glitter. "But he had some undefinable quality which enabled him to convince his fans that it was somehow all the fault of his victims and their evil, scheming parents. You just can't buy support like that, even by claiming mental illness - and God knows, I've tried."
"I deeply regret that I never fully appreciated Mackson Wackson's message while he was alive," said convicted teen-fondler Jonathan King. "If only I'd had the foresight to post an enormous cheque to my victims, instead of whining about the age of consent laws, maybe they too would have withdrawn their statements and I would have got away scot-free. Because I didn't appreciate his talent for buying himself out of trouble, I spent four very unpleasant years in a Category C prison. My arsehole still twitches with fright every time I take a shower."
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