Did Daily Mail Teach Norwegian Gunman To Spout Shite?

Thousands of pages of incoherent racist shite

British police are reported to be investigating the disturbing possibility that murderous right-wing gunman Anders Behrig Breitvik may have been a decent sort of chap until, on a fateful visit to the UK in 2002, he was introduced to a copy of the Daily Mail and thus acquired the deadly art of spouting reams of pernicious racist bollocks which couldn’t make less sense if you held it upside down and tried to read it in a mirror.

As calls mounted to classify the Daily Mail as a hatemongering organisation and shut it down immediately, unapologetic Mail spokesmen Chris Greenwood, Christian Gysin and Nick Fagge were keen to point out not only that the English Defence League has distanced itself from the far-right mass murderer, but also that EDL founder and ex-BNP activist Stephen Lennon was personally “sickened” by the attack - whilst somehow forgetting to mention that he would be in the dock himself later on the same day for using threatening, abusive or insulting behaviour as he led 100 Luton Town football hooligans in a massive street brawl.

His previous convictions for cocaine use and assault also somehow escaped the intrepid Mail investigators’ notice, in their frantic back-footed efforts to draw a clear distinction between savage foreign right-wing morons who go on murdering sprees, and respectable British right-wing morons who only dream of them.