Sunday 3 May 2009

Bermussoconi Preoccupied With Women Hotter Than Me, Claims Droopy Wife

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Bermussoconi's milf, Veronica, is filing for divorce - according to La Stampa Collector's Weekly, the only media source in Italy not owned by Mr Bermussoconi.

Mrs Bermussoconi, 52, is apparently furious that her billionaire husband personally selected his People of Freedom Party's all-female list of Euro-election candidates from the ranks of television presenters and former actresses, largely on the basis of cup size - a selection process that Veronica, a former actress, describes as "shamelessly trashy."

This is not the first time the crooked-tycoon-turned-crooked-politician's domestic arguments have spilled over into the public arena. Mrs Bermussoconi wrote a stinging letter to a newspaper two years ago, accusing her husband of flirting with starlets at a party - for which he later made a grovelling public apology, after pulling up his trousers.

Mrs Bermussoconi is also said to be upset that her 72-year-old husband attended the 18th birthday of a political ally's well-stacked daughter, yet failed to turn up to his own children's coming-of-age parties, presumably in deference to Italy's incest laws.

Meanwhile, an editorial in Il Giornale - owned, coincidentally, by Mr Bermussoconi's brother - accused the philandering Prime Minister's estranged milf of harming not only him, but the entire government of Italy with her sagging breasts, crow's feet and fake hair colouring.

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