Somewhere in the UK a lucky Eurobillions ticket holder will be looking forward to seeing Greece, Portugal, Ireland and Italy come tumbling through his letterbox after winning the European rollover jackpot outright, it was announced today.
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| You jammy git |
The four bankrupt countries - which have been rolling over for months, in addition to playing dead and begging – are said to be eagerly looking forward to being let off the leash by their overjoyed new owner and playfully running down the high-street banks of London.
As nobody has so far stepped forward to claim their enormous prize, British gamblers are being urged to check and see if their numbers are up.
“4 – 8 – 15 – 16 – 23 – 42,” repeated a muttering wreck of a man locked away in a lunatic asylum.
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