Benefit Claimants Unveil Silliest Excuse For A Fraudulent Government

Just sits around all day doing bugger all

1. David Cameron is the Prime Minister.
2. Nick Clegg is not.
3. George Osborne is the Canceller of the Exchequer.
4. Theresa May is the Lights-On-But-Nobody-Home Secretary.
5. Ken Clarke is the Lord Chancer.
6. William Hague is the Secretary From Another Planet.
7. Dr Liam Fox is the swivel-eyed Secretary of State for Attack.
8. Jeremy Hunt is the Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Sport and Mr Rupert Murdoch.
9. Dr Vince Cable is the Secretary of State for Any Other Business, Innovation and Skills.
10. Caroline Spelman is the Secretary of State for Selling the Environment.
11. Michael Gove is the Secretary of State for Denying The Poor An Education.
12. Angela Lansbury is the Secretary of State for Destroying the NHS (correct at time of writing).
13. Chris Huhne is the Secretary of State for Driving With Energy and Wife Change (ditto).
14. Richard Hammond is the Secretary of State for Petrolheads.
15. Eric Pickles.
16. Iain Duncan Smith is having a laugh.