|This is what an unemployed looks like|
“I used to have a job, but my company let me go because nobody’s got any money to buy anything any more";
“I used to be self-employed, but my company folded because nobody’s got any money and the banks aren’t giving out loans any more”;
“There are no bloody jobs, because we don’t make anything any more”;
And, most pathetic of all: “I’m disabled.”
The government added that it has renamed tomorrow’s bank holiday National Laugh At The Jobless Day, although a jobless who obviously has plenty of time on his idle hands pointed out that this is hardly a special occasion.