Thursday, 3 March 2011

Generous Onanist Offers Copious Supply Of Special Man-Cream

Wee Billy Bampot, 37, a solitary pornoholic from Glasgow, has selflessly offered his bodily emissions to Icecreamists, the fashionable Covent Garden restaurant whose stocks of ice-cream made from breast milk [the rest of this story has been seized by health officials on the grounds of questionable taste]

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