France ‘Helping Roma Deportees To Integrate’ By Sending Them To Country Full Of Backward Pikey Scum, Counters Sarkozy

A new life awaits France's Roma minority

The French government reacted today with hurt surprise to accusations that its policy of deporting entire Roma communities to Romania was both discriminatory and in breach of international law.

“Bot zese stinking, ‘ow you say, pikey bâtards ‘ave no place in a civilised society such as France, where we wash our ‘airy armpits scrupulously once a month,” argued President Nicolas Sarkozy. “Zey are nuzzing but a squaleed bonch of ignorant but well-organised thieves wiz no respect for life or property, and our farmers – who ought to know about soch things – say zey are seeck of ze sight of zem.”

When a UN spokesman put it to him that the Roma were recognised as a distinct racial group with a rich cultural history, Mr Sarkozy laughingly replied. “So are ze mafiosi of Marseille. Would you be ‘appier eef I locked zem all op, sen, ees zat what you are saying?”

“Look, we are ‘elping ze Roma scom to integrate by sending zem to a backward, impoverished country full of gyppo thieves jos’ like zem, where zey will feel right at ‘ome ze moment zey step out of ze cattle truck,” he jeered. “Besides, eet ees all being done on a voluntary basis. By buying ze locky ‘eathair, we are, in effect, giving zem all ze necessary fonds to bribe zair way into what passes for ze professional lifestyle in Romania. Zey took ze money, didn’t zey? Well, zen, zey agreed to zis. Eet ees, ‘ow you say, an accomplished fact.”

“Now pees off, world, and leave me to get on wiz ze important job of looking after ze well-respected fascist minorities of France,” he added.