Thursday 7 January 2010

Man Announces Intention to Retire

A man approaching his fiftieth birthday today stunned the world by announcing his decision to retire.

The man, who has a customer-facing job in the media, said he would not be renewing his contract with his employer when it comes up for renewal in six months' time.

It is thought that the man - who has been doing his job for thirteen years now - has managed to save enough from his salary to enable him to live out his remaining years quietly in relative comfort.

The man's employers said they were sad to see him leave, and wished him a happy retirement. Another man who works in a similar position within the organisation is likely to be promoted to fill the vacancy.

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