Thursday 8 October 2009

'Is It Really So Wrong For A Poof To Call a Wog A Paki?' Begs Doddering Old Fart

Veteran entertainer Bruce Forsyth has waded into the controversy caused by Strictly Come Dancing's Anton Du Beke calling his partner Laila Rouass a 'Paki', telling TalkSport's Victoria Derbyshire that "you go back 25, 30 or 40 years and there has always been a bit of humour about the whole thing. What splendid boobs you've got, dear - go on, give us a twirl."

"Anton may or may not be a limp-wristed nancy-boy - that's his business, as long as he keeps well away from my arse, though just one look at the gyrating knob-jockey would convince most people," appealed Forsyth. "But he was only calling his dance partner a Paki for a bit of a laugh. We all know she's a half-breed wog bint really, even if it does say 'British' on her European joke passport."

The respected showbusiness survivor went on to paint a rosy picture of a happy, tolerant bygone era, before the dead hand of political correctness descended on decent white folk - a time when black children laughed enthusiastically as their white friends called them sambo, darky and nig-nog in respectful recognition of their enrichment of Britain's cultural heritage, in which Michael Bates could appear in 'It Ain't Really Racism, Mum' with boot polish all over his face, wagging his head from side to side as if it had become detached from his neck and adopting an hilarious sing-song voice because right-thinking white families couldn't understand a bloody word said by real Paki actors, isn't it.

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