Prince William is continuing to indulge his hobby of playing with helicopters, by joining the elite search-and-rescue training school at RAF Shawsbury.
Group Captain David Prowse - who famously played Darth Vader and the Green Cross Man in the 70s - told reporters it was possible that the Prince might not pass the course, and assured them that he would receive no special treatment from the day he joined until the moment he graduated as the highest-scoring trainee in the school's history.
"Prince William - or, as 'ee's corled in the surrvices, Flight Lieutenant Wales Yore Royal 'ighness Zurr - will learn to use all of 'is inbred skills to pick up 'igh-claass totty from the turbulent streets of Mayfurr and drop 'em safely in Annabel's - where they can express their gratitude by droppin' 'em fer 'ee in return," he explained, adding, "Oo arr."
The brave Prince William has already been set the difficult task of rescuing his brother Harry, who is making heavy weather of accusations of casual racism. The helicopter-loving prince is currently reported to be hovering uncertainly on the sidelines of the media, while his floundering brother risks being completely overwhelmed by a huge swell of breaking headlines.
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