Goody To Enter Black Hole of Big Brother

The whole of India is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Jade Goody on Bigg Boss, the subcontinent’s version of Big Brother.

The show’s host, Shilpa Shetty, was called ‘Shilpa Poppadom’ by Goody on last year’s Celebrity Big Brother when the two were housemates, leading to Goody’s expulsion after causing 30,000 complaints, a minor diplomatic incident and the withdrawal of sponsorship from the show.

“I’m sure our housemates are looking forward to treating Jade Goody with all the respect she is due,” smiled Shetty. “As a precaution, we have removed all sharp objects from the house.”

“Blunt objects, too,” she added.