Fan Makes Outrageous Claim About Justin Bieber’s Little Pink Winky

The baby certainly looks uncannily like Bieber (pictured)

A female fan has filed a bizarre allegation that Justin Bieber’s cute little winky somehow got her pregnant, fuelling wild speculation that Canada’s sensational singing baby has somehow reached puberty.

Clutching her baby outside the San Diego Superior Court, 20-year-old Mariah Yeater told reporters she had innocently played a game of doctors and nurses with the child superstar in his backstage playpen after a concert in 2010.

Bieber’s lawyers, however, insist that there is absolutely no indication that Bieber’s testicles have begun their slow descent towards his groin, adding that their young client still has no idea where babies come from and his post-gig relaxation involves shooting at his support band with a nerf gun.