Biased and shallow reporting, but in a slightly different way.
Saturday, 25 June 2011
Gaddafi Surrenders To Heroic Rebel Footballers
The Libyan conflict came to a spectacular end today, as Colonel Gaddafi surrendered unconditionally to the invincible might of 17 football heroes who added their strength to the rebel forces.
Juma Gtat (possibly)
“What good is a rocket barrage against the missile-deflecting agility of legendary goalkeeper Juma Gtat?” he moaned as he signed the instrument of surrender. “How can lumbering tanks possibly crush nimble-footed rebels trained by the nation’s top coach, Adel bin Issa?”
“I have seen Escape To Victory, so I know that even Adolf Hitler had no answer to good midfield play and a solid defence,” wailed the defeated dictator as he was led away to relegation.