Apple Mac owners are rapidly being cured of the patronising smugness that makes them so eminently punchable, as their screens rapidly fill up with pornography thanks to the MACDefender scareware app they inadvertently downloaded.
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| Ha ha, wanker |
As any PC owner could have told them, the fake anti-virus app lurks behind dodgy links which, when clicked, install the program on the user’s computer and pepper the screen with unwanted images. In an amusing new twist, MACDefender waits until the user has left the computer unattended and then fills their screen with graphic porn - leading to a catastrophic loss of status as their colleagues and family decide that, despite their frequent claims to be the coolest dude they will ever meet, the Mac user really is just the compulsive masturbator they always suspected.
Long queues are forming at Apple Stores all over the world, as highly affected victims sob “make the bad thing that turned my lovely Mac into a nasty horrid PC go away” at harassed ‘expert’ staff who, for the first time in their lives, have a problem to deal with which is not directly attributable to Apple’s cool designers.
In a further blow to Mac fans’ massively over-inflated sense of self-worth, the unwanted app also brings to a crashing halt their unwelcome willingness to scorn lowly Windows PC users’ constant vigilance at every opportunity with supercilious claims that security woes simply do not afflict their lovely Apple products.
“Ha ha ha,” sympathised a typical Windows user. “Welcome to my world, suckers.”
“Ha ha-ha, ha-ha, ha ha,” he added.
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