Serco Family Keen To Start Running Parent-Led Schools

The Serco family are fastidious about hygiene on picnic trips

Concerned parents such as the Pearsons, the Sercos and the Nord-Anglias are eagerly looking forward to setting up their new schools in the autumn term, announced education secretary Michael Gove today, with other caring families like the Edison-Learnings and the Cambridge-Educations offering their wholehearted advice and support.

“Make no mistake,” he told reporters, “This policy is about giving control of schools to the people who naturally care the most about children – concerned parents like Marjorie Scardino of the Pearson family.”

“Or take the Gems family,” he gushed. “Nobody has devoted their lives more to providing independent education abroad for their many foreign children. Or the industrious Mr Chris Hyman, head of the large, happy Serco family, who epitomises traditional family values such as discipline at the prisons and detention centres he runs for his naughtier kids, play activities at the helicopter training courses he operates for his children’s Action Man toys and the robust health he ensures at the hospitals he manages for his sick relatives.”

“This surely proves, beyond a shadow of doubt, that people and families are at the very heart of Conservative policies,” he concluded happily.