Angriff Wins 122% Support From BNP Members

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BNP leader Nick Angriff vowed to lead the British National Party for a thousand years, after its members delivered a resounding vote of confidence in his brilliant leadership by giving him a comfortable 122% support in a challenge by discredited, Zionist-backed infiltrators.

The distinctly negroid alcoholic Derek Adams achieved a mere 0 signatures, notorious gay Pakistani terrorist Richard Barnbrook won no support and the main contender, hook-nosed baby-sacrificing moneylender Eddy Butler – whose shabby campaign consisted solely of chanting “Angriff has only one eyeball” - saw his support evaporate to a mere 0 nominations.

A triumphant Mr Angriff thumped the podium repeatedly as he declared the results, adding magnanimously that he had commuted his challengers’ sentences to seven years in a re-education camp “where they will learn to concentrate better”.