Tuesday 25 May 2010

Jewel-Encrusted Queen Mounts Gold Throne To Announce Huge Cuts

With all the pomp of state, the Queen travelled in her gold-coated landau to the Palace of Westminster this morning, where she put on her most jewel-laden crown before sitting on a golden throne to inform her subjects of an appalling catalogue of swingeing cuts that are a matter of supreme indifference to her.

Her Majesty then returned to Buckingham Palace, where she and her husband are said to be looking forward immensely to next month’s jolly to Canada followed by a pleasant jaunt to New York.

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