Friday 30 April 2010

Tory Won Leadership Debate, Say Polls of Tory Papers' Tory Readers

Britain's Tory media today published incontrovertible proof that several of their Tory readers say they will definitely be voting Tory after watching David Cameron's statesmanlike performance in the final Leadership Show last night.

"Make no mistake," said the Times, "When eleven of our readers phone our highly-scientific poll hotline to say that they would vote Conservative if the only candidate was a dog's bum with a blue rosette, Those shamefaced losers Clegg and Brown can forget about any lingering hopes they may harbour of forming a weak coalition. David Cameron is going into Number Ten with a huge working majority."

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