Australian pop singer Kylie Minogue has been honoured by the French Government for her “contribution to the enrichment of French culture”.
After hearing she had been made a Knight in the Order of Arts and Letters, the diminutive 39-year-old diva said: “Bonzer! I am deeply honoured to be recognised in this way? French culture has influenced me greatly yeah? and I have always had colossal respect for the arts and people of France?
"Every time I prance about on stage singing ‘I just can't get you out of my head, Boy your loving is all I think about, I just can't get you out of my head, Boy it's more than I dare to think about’, in my mind I really am the tragic poster-girl of proto-realism Emma Bovary?
"Even at the start of my pop career, I was inspired by the legendary sheila philosopher and feminist Simone de Beauvoir? whenever I belted out those timeless words ‘I should be so lucky, Lucky lucky lucky, I should be so lucky in love’?”
“I’ll place this award in my trophy cabinet, yeah?” she added, “Right next to my prestigious FHM Rear of the Year 2007 award?”
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