Producer Mark Ronson has announced he has abandoned plans to write the next Bond movie theme tune with Troubled Singer Amy Winehouse, claiming she is not ready to make music.
“Amy’s head has been down the toilet for the last two days,” he told Sky News, “And her throat is sounding pretty rough.”
A spokesman for the Troubled Singer, however, said the decision had been taken because she had “other ideas” about how the song should develop, possibly including the lines “You’re me best mate in the ‘ole bladdy world”, “Leave ‘im, ‘e int worf it” and “Wot you lookin’ at eh?”
Ronson denied that the cancellation had anything to do with the film’s producers failing to fall over themselves in any rush to sign a deal, saying that he had also suspended his other work with Troubled Winehouse, such as hauling her to the nearest park bench and carrying her bucket.
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