Friday 9 May 2008

Beer and Sex Linked In Shocking Revelation

Research suggests that it is not only binge-addicted Britons who turn to drink and drugs to improve their sex lives. According to a survey published today, all over Europe young people are saying they drink to improve their chances of getting off.

Top of the munter-pulling league was Vienna, where nearly half of those questioned had drunk alcohol and had sex by the age of 16. In Palma the figure was 37%, closely followed by 36% of Venetians. Scousers seemed almost sensible in comparison, at 30% - but many felt they didn’t need to drink, as their native wit and charm would surely see them pulling a stunner every night of the week.

"Millions of young Europeans now take drugs and drink in ways which alter their sexual decisions and increase their chances of unsafe sex or sex,” said study leader Professor Mark Bellis of Liverpool John Moore's University. “Uurrp, pardon me - after I get through this bottle of vodka I’ll be heading for Cream to try my luck with the ladies. They can’t get enough of me."

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