That Government Access Price List In Full

Dinner with prime minister David Cameron:
£250,000
Dinner of chancellor George Osborne:
£200,000
Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s breakfast bowl of Rice Krispies:
35p (milk not included)
Baroness Thatcher’s milk - ‘Fresh From The Cow!' - for above:
£20 (self service)
Playing ‘Operation’ with health secretary Andrew Lansley:
£10,000 (at your own risk; insurance is strongly recommended)
Transport secretary Justine Greening’s railway tunnel of love:
CANCELLED
Ride on Boris Johnson’s crazy bus:
£11.37m (free rides for the ladies!)
Disabled pass for Iain Duncan Smith’s benefit performance:
save up to £156.35 - reduced to £67.50!