Wednesday 3 November 2010

Elected Tea Party Congressmen Vow To Force Baptism On Obama

Cletus Done Bought He A Purty Suit
With Republicans now in control of the US House of Representatives, winning candidates backed by the Tea Party have vowed to push a bill through Congress demanding a public statement of apostasy from the Muslim fundamentalist president, to be followed by the live televising of his forcible baptism in the waters of the Potomac river.

Meanwhile, in an unexpected blow for Fox News Channel and its followers, the Senate was narrowly held by people who doggedly remain unconvinced that Europe is an Islamic state.

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