Plucky UKIP Squadron Leader 'Biggles' Farage had a miraculous escape today, when he pranged his kite whilst single-handedly fighting against domination by Hitler's evil European superstate.
Squadron Leader Farage scrambled into the air at dawn today to continue his one-man Battle of Britain - but just as his kite left the ground he found a banner on his tail, which he was unable to shake off. Somehow he managed to land his stricken plane upside down, and was pulled from the wreckage unconscious but alive.
The legendary line-shooter was taken to hospital with minor injuries, and will live to fight again.
"I've been shot down so many times, I've lost count," joked Squadron Leader Farage later, from his hospital bed. "But I hope to take the fight to Europe again soon. Rest assured, chaps - nobody has more experience of dropping propaganda leaflets full of bumph than me."
Squadron Leader Farage's loyal batman, Unwanted Ginger Child, told reporters that his brave friend hoped to fly into Buckingham later tonight, where the Royal Observer Corps confidently expect him to lose another count.
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