The women with whom Formula One boss Max Mosley was filmed in a sado-masochistic orgy have denied in court that their activities had any Nazi connotations.
“Max is just an extremely charming, mild-mannered and interesting man who expresses his romantic and sensitive nature in the universal language of love,” said Woman A, “i.e. German.”
Woman B admitted that she wore a Luftwaffe jacket during the sex romp, but denied any Nazi overtones. “It is well-known all over the world that the Luftwaffe were all ardent anti-fascists whose grudging participation in Nazi atrocities has been conclusively shown to have stemmed from a misguided desire to speed up urban redevelopment schemes in other people’s countries," said the German woman. “My grandparents were certainly not Nazis, and the bloodline is a reliable indicator in these cases.”
She had not, at the time, thought anything of Woman A’s comment that “We are the Aryan race, blondes”, she added.
Woman C, who played the role of a prisoner in the fantasy romp, said that Mr Mosley and Woman B only spoke German “to add to the surprise factor and excitement” of the scenario.
Mr Mosley himself suggested that lice-checking and head-shaving were simply normal, everyday activities, and was shocked to think that anyone could possibly see a link with concentration camps. “All right, so my dear old dad was a bit of a Nazi,” he admitted, “But the bloodline is not a reliable indicator in these cases.”
“Before the News of the World published its vile, groundless lies,” he continued, “I was only known as a domineering bully in the F1 community. Now, however, I have been brought low by these criminal subversives working for the Jews – sorry, News - of the World. They must be crushed without mercy so that, in a thousand years, the name of Mosley should be synonymous with strutting about in uniforms and torturing people - but only in a nice way.”
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