The siege of BBC Wales’ Cardiff headquarters is entering its third day, with no sign of a peaceful resolution.
Angry viewers surrounded the building on Saturday evening, shortly after the transmission of the climax of the fourth Doctor Who series.
“We’ve been cheated,” said one irate fan, armed with a hammer and a bag of nails. “For thirteen long weeks we’ve put up with Catherine Bloody Tate, and all that kept us going was the comforting thought that her irritating, rat-faced character would be killed off at the end of the season. But they bottled it. We want Tate’s cakey ginger head on a spike.”
Series creator Russell T Davies tried to appeal to reason - but as usual nothing he said made any logical sense, and the hapless writer was seized, beaten unconscious with toy TARDISes and exterminated from a nearby tree.
Tate’s present whereabouts are unknown, but reports indicate that she is extremely bothered.
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