|At least they'll be able to watch 200 years of footy in Dolby Surround|
Project manager Captain James T Kirk remains optimistic, however, that the hollow hulks will look sufficiently impressive to deter attacks from any alien heavy metal psychopaths or space whales who might seek to destroy planet Earth.
“We’ve already… fitted the Enterprise with a state-of-the… art plasma TV screen,” he blurted, “And I’ve asked my chief… engineer to… draw up plans to… get us to… the edge of… space - the final frontier - under a great big balloon. Winch me up, Scotty.”
“Ye cannae change the laws of physics,” observed a dour Commander Montgomery Scott.
“Laws of physics,” he added, “Jim.”