Those Non-Prejudicial Questions The Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee Will Be Keen To Ask Rebekah Brooks, Following Her Timely Arrest

"How the devil are you, Mrs Brooks?"
"And how is Mr Brooks?"
"Would you like to sit down?"
"Would you like some tea or coffee?"
"Did you have any trouble finding us?"
"Some weather we’re having lately, isn’t it?"
"Well, well, isn’t this nice, all of us here together?"
"Are you quite sure we can’t get you anything to drink?"
"A glass of water, perhaps?"
"Can you think of anything we haven’t covered that we might be able to ask without prejudicing Inspector Savage of the Yard and his investigations?"
"Not a dicky bird?"
"Well, aren’t you the lucky one?"
"How soon can you start to breathe a sigh of relief?"