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“Before you know it, there’ll be queues of decent, hardworking British Christs filling every Jobcentre in the land,” he seethed.
Mr Angriff urged patriotic British subjects to build and burn giant wicker men at every ferryport, in the hope that these will discourage the Polish Son of God for long enough to complete negotiations with the Japanese for the loan of Godzilla - who would stand astride the Channel Islands and roar his primal challenge across Europe to the Polish Jesus for a fight to the death.
“Even if Godzilla is defeated, his epic battle would buy enough time for our loyal American allies to ship the Statue of Liberty over on an aircraft carrier,” opined Mr Angriff. “Then, while this immigrant Jesus is busy healing Himself, she can ram her torch where the Son doesn’t shine.”