The former head shaman of the Cult of England, Lord Carey-Sharey, has criticised the Pope for his unilateral invitation to rebellious Anglican witch doctors to submit to his mighty mumbo-jumbo magic.
"It is inexcusable that Archmage Williams only heard about this from the big white father two weeks ago," shouted the elder from his clifftop cave. "He should express his unhappiness with the process, preferably by bathing in the blood of a domestic animal, invoking his most powerful juju and exhorting his proud warrior-curates to rise up and massacre their enemies in the Catholic village."
However, a spokesman for Backward in Faith told reporters that the idea of witch-doctors without mighty man-fruit under their loincloths revolted them so much that they would happily accept that the Pope was in personal contact with the Great Sky Spirit, along with all his Obeah mumbo-jumbo about gaining invulnerability by eating the corpse of their tribal deity.
"Old man Carey-Sharey has no power in his shrivelled-up loins any more," he laughed scornfully. "Besides, the big white father says we can keep all our favourite spells and curses. And we will still be allowed to pleasure our female property every night, instead of adopting his cultists' practice of inducting virile young boys into the secret mysteries of manhood."
"Unless we want to, of course," he added.
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