More and more MPs are showing an interest in a motion of no confidence, according to Westminster insiders.
"Ordinary, decent folk all over Britain are shocked and outraged by the callous, cynical greed of their elected representatives," said the MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, obscure backbencher Gordon Brown. "And the conduct of my very good friend Michael Martin, the Speaker, who bravely called in the police to track down the whistleblower instead of showing the slightest concern about this massive legal fraud, has left everyone in Britain utterly convinced that the Houses of Parliament have become nothing more than a veritable den of thieves, who consider themselves to be completely above the law."
"This is why many of us are coming round to the opinion that it is high time we moved a motion of no confidence in the electorate," he continued. "It is plain to see that parliament can no longer trust them to maintain the comfortable two-party status quo which has served us so well for so long."
Mr Brown's plan has received cross-party support, with the rarely-heard MP for Witney, David Cameron, also coming out in favour of removing the voters from their position of power.
"These people are only there to serve us," he complained bitterly, "And yet, time and again, they have gone out and spent money on houses, food, travel and all manner of household items. I mean, some of them even own a trouser press."
"It is becoming increasingly apparent that democratic government in Britain has become the laughing-stock of the world," he continued. "We should throw it out altogether and replace it immediately with a system we can believe in, such as a self-perpetuating oligarchy. It may not be radically different to what we have already, but it will nevertheless send a clear message to the people that their pathetic bleating will no longer be tolerated."
Meanwhile, the British Nazi Party have made a party political broadcast on Nick Angriff's mobile phone, in an attempt to reassure the British public that they clearly have no idea of how to spend money - or, indeed, of anything at all except ranting indignantly about everybody who has settled in the UK since the glaciers retreated.
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