Palestinians living in the Gaza Strip are reported to be dancing in their ruined streets, as Israel continues to bring peace to the troubled region by carpet-bombing its towns.
So far, the Israeli Air Force has carried out demolition work on many military strongpoints - including the Interior Ministry, the Islamic University and police compounds - which have become obsolete symbols of hate in the climate of love and understanding which now prevails among the peace-loving Palestinian people.
Israeli ground forces are reported to be massing on the borders - leading to speculation that the armed forces are about to embark on a rapid goodwill tour of the shattered territory, distributing shells of peace and bullets of reconciliation among the enthusiastic populace.
The international community has been swift to respond to Israel's innovative peace gesture.
"I say," commented British Foreign Secretary Miliband One, while US President-Elect Barack Obama was seen to raise an eyebrow in a significant manner.
"Thank you, Israel, for bringing peace to the Middle East at last," rejoiced one maimed resident as he was pulled from the wreckage of his home. "How could we possibly continue to support these naughty, hot-headed militants who fire the occasional rocket into your illegal settlements, when you respond with such commendable restraint and tolerance?"
He was then dragged off to hospital on a donkey cart to have his crushed legs amputated without anaesthetic, thanks to Israel's compassionate blockading of fuel and medical supplies.
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