Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Tits Out

An Australian MP is trying to introduce a private member's bill to ban topless sunbathing on the beaches of New South Wales. The Rev Fred Nile, a Christian Democrat in Australia's Upper House, told the Nev Filter:
"Strewth, mate, have you seen the baps on display on Sydney's beaches? Terrified youngsters, out for a day of innocent family fun building sandcastles on Bondi Beach run screaming at the horrifying sight of all those luscious... bouncing... nubile... firm... succulent... bronzed... perky... squeezable young breasts - excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom."
"It shouldn't be allowed," he added breathlessly, a few minutes later.
Most politicians in Canberra, however, poured cold water on Rev Nile's plans and added that they would be doing the same to Rev Nile himself if he started panting in the House.

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