With the news that Shakin’ Stevens will be playing the Glastonbury Festival on Saturday, it was announced that the graveyard of pop has finally given up the last of its dead.
“It’s official,” said Michael Eavis, the festival’s organiser. “Every third-rate novelty act that ever released a single has now been resurrected. These long-forgotten zombies are lurching round the venues and festivals of Britain en masse, terrifying the public with their pitiful moans and decaying faces. Pop really is eating itself. Tickets still available, by the way.”
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