Pope Benedict, former star of popular TV series The A-Team, has shocked American Catholics by taking time out from his busy US apologising tour to celebrate an open-air mass at a Washington DC stadium.
“I don’t know what to think,” said one disturbed worshipper. “The modern-day Catholic Church is all about repeatedly saying sorry for years of high-level child abuse cover-ups, and yet all of a sudden here we are back in the Middle Ages, worshipping our Lord God.”
Pope Benedict has already been reunited with the A-Team’s leader, the amiable, silver-haired mercenary leader George ‘Hannibal’ Bush. He will also have a hilarious meeting with the pitiful fool Mr G (Brown), who is visiting the States to help make ‘Hannibal’ Bush’s plan come together.
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