Congratulations, It's a Chav

Finally, for a brief moment the world stopped turning, battling paramilitaries and terrorists put down their weapons and hugged their enemies, and the bankers of the world shed a happy tear at the news that Kerry Katona has given birth again, raising her personal contribution to the overpopulation of the Earth by four.

The boy - who was born five weeks early - is to be named after Katona’s PR advisor Max Clifford, said Katona’s PR advisor Max Clifford.