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“Er I was so like making this rilly clever statement about the banks being like the real criminals right lol,” explained geography of art student Chelsey Bunn, 18 - who now has to make the remaining £1.20 of her overdraft last until June - after details emerged following the arrest of six people in London, Manchester and Bolton who are suspected of being behind the blindingly obvious scam.
“Maybe I’ll submit it as a piece of coursework,” she added.
“Ha ha ha,” commented many thickies with no A levels at all. “Ha ha-ha ha ha.”