Britain’s favourite comic, the Sun, exploded today with the news that Diane Abbott is standing for the Labour leadership.
Under a headline of “IT’S PC GONE MAD!!!”, the comic began to list five reasons why Guardian readers will faint with delight at the black female MP’s candidacy, but burst into flames after pointing out that she was BLACK and a WOMAN.
The Sun has been showing increasing signs of incandescence since the election, calling on its infantile readers to surrender their human rights and claiming that police marksmen were under strict orders to shoot on sight anyone displaying the flag of St George.
“People have been warned for years not to look at the Sun without covering their eyes,” said a leading expert today. “Unfortunately, there is a small core of idiots who won’t be told, except by Rupert Murdoch. Well, now their brains are fried and frankly, it serves them right.”
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