Monday 17 May 2010

Volcano Threatened With Injunction

British Airways has asked the High Court to grant an injunction against Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull volcano, which is once again threatening to bring misery to the airline’s balance sheet.

“We have been in negotiations with the volcano before, and it’s got us nowhere,” said BA chief executive Willie Walsh. “It just keeps repeating the same old ash again and again. If the volcano won’t listen to reason, we’ll see how it likes a high court injunction.”

Meanwhile, members of Unite - the cabin crews’ union - are up in the air yet again. Dense clouds of hot air are spewing out all over the place, and are likely to cause chaos for months to come.

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