Members of the public were today urged to stay away from TV presenters, after two members of the notorious gang of rogues were sentenced for their reckless crime sprees.
The shadowy Chloe Madeley was banned from driving for 20 months and fined £435 by Hendon magistrates after overturning her car in a drunken crash. The erstwhile presenter of Big Brother's Foul Mouth and daughter of TV fugitives Richard Madeley and Judy Finnegan - who have ominously disappeared from public view since moving to Watch TV - snarled her defiance as she sped away from the courts in the back of a taxi.
Elsewhere, the dangerous Midlands Today reporter Ashley Smith was dragged from the dock screaming bloody vengeance on society after being sent down for two years for smashing a patio umbrella pole into the face of an innocent teenager who was trying to break up a fight at the notorious criminal reporter's pub. The shaken judge later issued a stark message to the public.
"If you see a thug with a microphone and a camera operator coming towards you in the street, don't be tempted to have a go at expressing your opinions," warned Judge Peter Carr. "You risk being viciously cut by this villainous creature, and you'll either be left lying in pieces on the edit-suite floor, or end up so brutally edited that you look like a vegetable."
The public were also reminded that the notorious Noel Edmonds is still a free man, 23 years after killing a member of the public just for entertainment during rehearsals for his terrible Late, Late Breakfast Show.
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