Little James May, 46, cried uncontrollably and stamped his foot yesterday as adults broke up the two-storey house he had built entirely out of Lego, and put all 3,200,000 pieces back in their box.
Little James, who suffers from Clarksonism, was already sulking because naughty boys from down the road had already stolen his precious Lego cat, Silly Fusker, from his Lego house.
"My Lego house was all colours and stuff and everso everso big a nice man from Legoland said he was going to buy it for a million million pounds and take it away on a big red lorry no really but he couldn't find a million million pound note which is a shame because then I'd of had lots and lots of money for ice cream and crisps and all the Lego in the whole of the world," sobbed little James, who was so upset that he was even refusing to play with his collection of toy cars.
Poor little James' bestest friend Jeremy solemnly told reporters that the Lego house was the most important thing in the history of the world, ever.
"It had a toilet and everything," he explained. "I did a really big poo."
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