Sunday 30 November 2008

Met’s Finest Sent To Help Mumbai Police

British police officers have been sent to Mumbai to help their Indian counterparts, in the wake of this week’s terrorist attack, Scotland Yard revealed.

“Our top anti-terrorism officers are giving the local police the benefit of our accumulated knowledge and experience,” said Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair. “We have already told them to look out for any Brazilians with multimeters, and recommended that future attacks can best be prevented by arming all their officers with Taser grenade launchers.”

“Meanwhile, back in Britain we have discovered disturbing links between the gunmen and the Conservative Party,” he added.

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