Pictures of one of the world’s last remaining indigenous tribes has been revealed to the world by a helicopter flying over a remote part of Southern England.
The black-suited tribe are seen emerging from their glass-and-steel dwellings in the remote City of London region and pointing their Blackberries at the helicopter in a threatening manner.
There has never been any contact between the outside world and the isolated natives of the City, who are completely ignorant of the benefits of civilisation, such as Coronation Street, takeaway meals and fuel poverty. Their remote hideaway, in the middle of a forest of tall buildings, is surrounded by a security cordon designed to keep reality at bay.
There are fears that if the tribe ever came into contact with ordinary people, they would soon succumb to Western concepts to which they have no resistance, such as flying bricks. As a result, the government takes strenuous efforts to protect their seclusion.
An official in the department which is tasked with looking after the tribe’s extensive interests – known as ‘the government’ – said that the flight was authorised “to show they are there, to show they exist… this is very important because there are some who doubt their existence, and think that the government is in some way responsible for all of the problems facing the world.”
“It isn’t,” he added. “It’s all down to this lot. Nevertheless, threats against them would be a monumental crime against the natural order, namely that the rich should always feather their own nests at everyone else’s expense.”
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